Mom: All right, we're passing out candy tonight. Only give them ONE EACH. Last year we ran out, remember?
Kelly: Yeah, that was embarrassing.
Glenna: I'm not passing the candy out. Everyone asks me why I'm not out trick or treating.
Himself: Just tell them it's because it's a pagan holiday and you don't want to burn in hell. Oh, but tell them that it's all right for THEM.
Mom: No one is burning in hell! Now remember, ONE EACH.
Glenna: Daddy can pass them out!
Ding Dong!
Mom: Daddy, remember . . .
Himself: I've got it, I've got it.
Door opens revealing cute little kids in costumes
Himself: Wow! Look at YOU GUYS!
Cute Little Kids: Trick or Treat!
Himself: Here you go, honey. Here; have two . . .
W Girls all shake heads
Mom: Daddy, WHAT did I say?
Himself: Oh come on! Did you SEE them? The cute little wings and the Storm Trooper . . .
We are so going to run out of candy.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis was a wonderful start to my morning. You guys are too much :)
Okay. Last night I was halfway through commenting on this post about how we had so much extra candy when the doorbell rang.
ReplyDeleteWe were bombarded with nearly 15 kids!
I came back in, announced that we were going to run out of candy and then deleted what I had written on here. :)
P.S. I gave extra to my little storm trooper and winged girl!
Yes, while I read this you're sitting at the table eating from the half full bowl of candy. : )
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing is, is that I can actually hear this conversation, with all your tones and nuances, in my head! I miss you guys!
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