How's Your Mom Doing?

 That's a question I get often these days. I'm so glad my Mom was able to come here for the wedding and meet so many of my friends! I knew they would love her as much as I do.

So, what IS Mom doing these days? Evidently, someone needs to nail her feet to the floor! Here's one thing:

They go camping in an RV area and spend the day four-wheelin!

I'm fine with it. Really. But Mom? I don't want to see ANY of THIS:

I mean it, Young Lady.