I then gave them fast passes and sent them on in. I love it!
Earlier in the day, at Fast Pass Return, I was checking passes when a cocky teen strutted up and said I should let them in without passes because "I'm Jesus Christ Incarnate."
"Huh. . . Dude. You just said that to a Christian."
[face falls] "Oh. I'm sorry. . . . Here's my pass."
"Enjoy the ride."