Friday, April 09, 2010

What's that Again?

A conversation between a cheerful cast member and me:

I'm going to have to ask you a couple of questions before I take your fingerprints. Writes something on a piece of paper before brightly turning to me. Is this your SSN?

Yes, it is.

And your current address is this?
She points to the screen, where my name and address appeared after she scanned my license.

Yes, that's correct.

Ok, what is your eye color?

Well, I have those eyes that are sometimes blue, sometimes gray, and sometimes green.

Which color would you prefer we list? Blue?

Blue,
I nod in agreement. We smile at our conspiracy. Blue is definitely the best choice for me.

Then, for the first time, she seems a little unsure and hesitant.

Ok, Mrs. W. What is your hair color?

My hair color?

Yes, your
natural hair color.

Natural? Well, actually, it's going gray and that's why I've made it blonde.

Gr . . . oh. . . um. . .
Both of us together -

. . . We'll say blonde!

There you have it, friends. Blonde haired, blue-eyed me.

2 comments:

agable said...

lol! I love it!

Jessica Leigh said...

Hahaha!
At least they can't say you have mud-colored hair and eyes! (Yes, I've been told that before.)

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