And now, it's time for the latest episode of [trumpets blaring] . . . .. . . .
OBVIOUS MOM!!!!
Last time, we left our heroine rescuing her son from a potentially grave blunder:
OM: Here, Son! I brought you your white dress shirt.
Son: Thanks. Did you happen to see any of my undershirts?
OM: No, I could look, though.
Son: That's all right, I'll find something.
[Trumpets blaring as Obvious Mom saves the day]
OM: Well, just make sure there isn't any print on the shirt you wear underneath or it will show through your dress shirt!
Son, in startling moment of sensitivity for Obvious Mom: I love you, Mom. Thank you. I know how to dress myself.
This week, we join Obvious Mom as she rescues her youngest daughter from the already known:
OM: It looks like your puppy has wet on the carpet yet again! It's in my room this time.
Youngest Daughter: I'm sorry.
[Trumpets blaring for Obvious Mom]
OM: Do you remember the steps to clean it properly?
Youngest Daughter, who has been cleaning up after the puppy for months: YES, Mom, I know how to do it. I've done it before.
Tune in next time when we hear Obvious Mom state the most obvious statement of all . . .
OM: You know, that puppy needs to be trained.
3 comments:
Haha! You are too funny :).
Hahaha....good stuff:)
ah yes, i can understand her knowing how to clean up Missie! I pretty much know how to do from how many times she has done it while i was there.
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